by isobrae September 06, 2019
by gaxven September 03, 2011
A small problem that is not really much of a problem at all if you were sober except you are too lit to solve it at the moment.
See crunck and first world problems.
See crunck and first world problems.
by Ooooma March 06, 2018
Champagne Salad is when a man has the chance to condomlessly nut in a girl's vagina without any fear of consequences. ie: a hooker with her tubes tied that just got a clean std screening that day.
by KrustyMcNutLaunch August 16, 2010
by Ca$h Flow July 05, 2008
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When you make a guy or girl drink champagne (or any cold alcohol) so fast, they get drunk and start sucking your dick so soon that they're mouth and tongue are still cold.
Chris - "Hey FiLL! I got Tila drunk so fast she gave me a Champagne Blowjob! It felt like the tip of my dick was gonna get frost bite!"
FiLL - "Fo rizzle??!"
Chris - "Yeah"
FiLL - "Fo rizzle??!"
Chris - "Yeah"
by NoX-oF-ThE-FaLL August 06, 2007