Chainsaw wank

Only for those who are true hardcore mutha fuckas.
To beat one off with the aid of a chainsaw, or if truly a balla-ass nigga, duel chainsaws (2) SHALL BE USED TO RUB ONE OUT. boo YAH!

And it goes without sayin, being hardcore as fuck is perfectly acceptable comprimise for bloodloss.

Only the foolish or the brave but foolish or the hard as fuckin nails steps up to the chainsaw wank.

Bizzle dawg:
Oi don't mess with him, that blokes ard as fuck, has a chainsaw wank before breakfast.
Dooche Larou:
Fuck me!

by Jonny Bell May 25, 2008

chainsaw

The act of pulling out a strand of anal beads from a females rectum with brute force, causing the female to let out a scream similar to starting a chainsaw.

Man that bitch wanted to be a freak with me, so I chainsawed that hoe!

by marty89 March 21, 2011

west texas chainsaw

The act of ripping anal beads out of someones ass as though you are starting a chainsaw

Hey Nikki have you ever been west Texas chainsawed

by Sick kackis August 26, 2021

a chainsaw(texas chainsaw massacre)

you tape a knife to your dick and fuck a girl until she bleeds to death.

I kootered this girl then i gave her a chainsaw(texas chainsaw massacre) last night.

by nick sutton101 January 29, 2009

Southern chainsaw

When a redneck licks the pussy of an underage female relative extremely fast.

Redneck: Yesterday I pulled a Southern chainsaw on my 12yo cousin, she could not walk afterwards

by Ar-Pharazon King of the Sea November 14, 2018

Chainsaw Massacre

when your having sex with a girl and you chop her to bits with a chainsaw.

It was going really well with Chad but then he tried to Chainsaw Massacre me, I dont know if I'm there yet.

by Curley Matt Marringdingding December 18, 2008

Chainsaw

1. Nickname used to describe Zachariah.

2. Often found with his shirt off, Chainsaw loves to have his chest rubbed.

3. Everyone scream in jubilee for Chainsaw!!!

Chainsaw is awesome!!!
(or)
I would love if Chainsaw would hang out with me tonight...
(or)
Chainsaw is sexy!
(or)
I would love to bury my face in Chainsaw's hairy chest!!!!

by zachzachzachzach October 30, 2007