Christmas 

The best time of the year for your friends but remember that your single so for you it’s the worst

Hey dude merry Christmas
Shut up I’m still single

Christmas by Turtle_Fight3r November 20, 2020

Christmas 

The biggest load of bullshit going

Jim: it’s Christmas

Greg: oh for fuck sake again we had one last year

Christmas by Christmas hater 55 December 24, 2020

Christmas 

presents

i got christmas presents

Christmas by The Actual Father December 25, 2020

christmas 

the day after Lemmy's birthday, oh also people give teacher presents and used to perform human sacrifices

the Christians stole Christmas from the pagans, it was much more interesting as saturnalia, more human sacrifices

then our Lord and savior Lemmy was born the day before.

christmas by terrag0ne December 25, 2020

Christmas 

Christmas is going in the wrong direction if it has become kissing ass to win a TV Christmas dance show competition. That's not what Christmas is about.

Christmas wasn't kissing ass to win a TV show Christmas dance competition before.

Christmas by Solid Mantis December 27, 2020

Christmas 

A very old man breaks into your house, gives you the present and unloads the sack.

Christmas is a fun time for Riley Reid!

Christmas by bluraps_ - insta (I do music) December 30, 2020

Christmas 

The single best time of the year. Family, friends and presents. The definition of that “warm cozy feeling”

“Like a kid on Christmas morning”

Christmas by google_was_my_idea. January 1, 2021