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Christmas 

Jim: it’s Christmas

Greg: oh for fuck sake again we had one last year
Christmas by Christmas hater 55 December 24, 2020

christmas 

the day after Lemmy's birthday, oh also people give teacher presents and used to perform human sacrifices
the Christians stole Christmas from the pagans, it was much more interesting as saturnalia, more human sacrifices

then our Lord and savior Lemmy was born the day before.
christmas by terrag0ne December 25, 2020

Christmas 

Christmas is going in the wrong direction if it has become kissing ass to win a TV Christmas dance show competition. That's not what Christmas is about.
Christmas wasn't kissing ass to win a TV show Christmas dance competition before.
Christmas by Solid Mantis December 27, 2020

Christmas 

A very old man breaks into your house, gives you the present and unloads the sack.
Christmas is a fun time for Riley Reid!

Christmas 

The single best time of the year. Family, friends and presents. The definition of that “warm cozy feeling
Christmas by google_was_my_idea. January 1, 2021