Celestine

Angel on the outside, but wild on the inside.

Damn, she looks like a saint but last night proved she ain't - that girl is definitely a celestine!

by jklivin.313 September 8, 2009

celebrian

Either:
1. The name of Elrond's elvish wife in The Lord of the Rings
2. The title of what is considered by many to be the worst example of smutfic ever written in any fandom. The story involves many, many descriptions of orcish genetalia and the supposed protagonist's "lavender labia". Watermelon sized breasts with seven-inch long nipples are also involved.
This fic should not be read by anyone sober. Ever.

"My Lavender Labia Loves Celebrian!" (quoted from an avatar)

by Badfic Addict December 30, 2007

Celestie

(n) A certain breed of people that the word sexy will often be used to describe. Very elegent flow that some how attracts them to walls. Although can be very nerdy at times, are some of the most amazing individuals. Never dull moments with these ones. Can be very playful and especially like to hang out with friends. Love to smile and laugh.

1."Look at that celestie there, Oh she just hit a wall"

by Havoc08 October 19, 2008

celebrity lay

A specific celebrity you and your significant other mutually agreed that it would be okay to have sex with should the two of you ever meet in public and have a one night stand.

My husband won't mind, Kiefer Sutherland is my celebrity lay.

by raindove March 23, 2011

Celebrilarity

One of any number of idiotic, hilariously embarrassing or dumbfounding things perpetuated by celebrities daily. Most anything on TMZ would fall into this category, and anything Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, Kevin Federline, Donald Trump, or Danny Bonaduchi does is considered Celebrilarity until further review.

TERESA: My friend's working on the new Lindsay Lohan movie, and get this. He said she was so wasted on set she threw up on herself yesterday.

CANDICE: Oh my gaaaaaaawd! Total celebrilarity. LOL, ROTL. Let's go get some 5 dollar cupcakes.

by Andy "R" Ochiltree April 1, 2007

Celebritwee

A person that is well known on Twitter, and may be a professional in the entertainment industry, but you've never heard of them outside of Twitter. TV writers and stand-up comedians that you've never heard of, sometimes just regular people that are funny enough to build a following.

"That Jokie Jokerson is hilarious!"
"I don't know who that is."
"Really? Man, he's huge on Twitter!"
Oh, a celebritwee.

by rockyhors August 6, 2011

Celeron Syndrome

The insanity one is driven to when they use a slow device. e.g. one with an Intel Celeron Processor

My god, Jeremy's PC gives me Celeron Syndrome

by LlamaFluff November 29, 2015