Cave Turkey

A very dangerous sub species of the regular turkey. This creature has a 5 ft wing span, a large seraded beak, and diamond talons that are razor sharp. They thrive in cave systems feeding on bats and really anything they can find. Carnivorous Turkey's that will kill and eat you if given the chance.

"God you scared me, as if a Cave Turkey were in the room"

"This crime scene looks like a bunch of Cave Turkey's have been here"

by Tommy 2 Shoes February 6, 2010

the carl cave

Carl Azuz from CNN’s butt hole.

I was 8 inches deep in The Carl Cave last night.

by Butwhere December 7, 2018

Cave Jew

A common relative of the Mountain Jew often found dwelling in caves attacking wandering fellowships. Often slaves to orcs and goblins with a vicious temperament and a hate for hobbits which is kosher. Usually wears a kippah and carries a kipper

They've got a Cave Jew

That Cave Jew could skewer a wild boar

by murkishboy January 12, 2012

Cave buddy

A male friend that has had sexual intercourse with a female that another male friend has

Oh you boned her too? We're totally cave buddies! (cave buddy)

by PrizzleDizzle July 28, 2009

aids cave

A gay mans asshole..

Allen? That guy has an aids cave for sure.

by Tony rom Bethel December 15, 2007

Bat in the Cave

An obvious booger in one's nostril.

While touching your own nose, you say, "Hey Pal, you got a bat in the cave."

by SlimSloomy January 6, 2005

cave vagina

An extremely spacious vagina, one that requires larger objects for stimulation.

She said that my seven-inch penis was too small. Bitch must have some sort of cave vagina.

by Sami-X January 22, 2009