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Cassandra Nova 

Cassandra Nova? a megalomaniacal psychotic asshole, a finger-licking dead inside pixie slab, a third rate dime store nut milk, and I'll tell you what she can do, she can lick my goddamn cinnamon ring clean and kick rocks all the way to bald hell. In fact, I don't give a shit if she removes all my skin and pops me like some nightmarish blood balloon if the last thing I do in this godforsaken cum gutter existence is light that fuck box on fire I still won't die happy. That's right Wade, I won't be happy until I've urinated on her freshly barbecued corpse and husk fucked the charred remains while gargling Juggernaut's Jugger Nuts, and you can quote me.

-Also known as the last words of the great sweet baby Johnny storm.

Cassandrian task 

Dealing with people you know won't listen to you, despite being provided accurate information, and watching them fumble about when you told them the solution from the start.

(Often witnessed in customer service or technical support)
Releasing this new feature was a Cassandrian task.
Cassandrian task by Luk164 May 24, 2025

jet callander

The foolish guy who is in mad love for a girl named Alyssa. Jet can't help falling for her because Alyssa is an angel that walks among humans.
Tyler: "Woow, you're still in love with Alyssa, Jet Callander?"
jet callander by RoastingKid1907 January 10, 2017

Cum Calander 

A calender that is most often used by high teachers, where each picture of a student receives one week in the calander and gets a tribute by that very same teacher.
Have you prepared the pictures for the Cum Calander yet Göran?

Yes of course! The students are lining up right now.
Cum Calander by SwedishRamsay March 1, 2022

Max Callander 

Max is the sexiest person ever and also pulls so many woman and sometimes men and is very good at video games
OMG there is Max Callander hes so sexy and good at every video game ever and pulls all the woman and men.

beat my meat casandra 

DONT TEST MAN MAN HAS GOT CREW HE WILL SHANK YOU DOWN