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Caesarean section

A ritualistic birthing method practised almost universally among humans in the western hemisphere and most of Europe. Also known as a "c-section".

In a Caesarean section, the fetus is extracted through a large vertical incision usually going from the naval to the pubis mons. This method of birthing does not result in the usual birth-related stretching of the vagina, thus preserving what many hold to be a sacred orifice.
Dave's dating this cougar. He said she's had five kids, all without a Caesarean section. He swears you can tie her meat curtains in a knot.
by Captain Vimes October 14, 2011
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shit-cakes

When something does not go the way you wanted.
"Sorry man, you didn't get it"
"Ahhhh shit-cakes"
by Pete89 July 25, 2007
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Mashing Cakes

To mash cakes means bumping uglies, swaping gravy, or doing the no pants dance. Can be used in past tense and appreviated ex."we mashed"
If you bring home a drunk college girl from a keg party, your probably gonna end up mashing cakes.
by clay motha fukin jones March 5, 2008
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noonie cakes

I love spending time with my noonie cakes.
by Boopie ba da doopie September 10, 2011
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day case

a case of beer (usually cheap, due to its teenage nature) purchased with the intention of drinking during the day, rather than at night (can also be used when describing a case drunk with the intention of Pregaming a party that night). very common on school half days leading into the weekend and the summertime binge that teens go through while trying to make up for the time lost in school. Day cases originated in the philadelphia area, particularly the western 'burbs
Friend: "yo we have a half day on friday, i'm feelin' a day case"
Me: "i'm feelin' 3"

Friend: "It's the first week of summer, we gotta set the mood."
Me: "Day cases on day cases on day cases"
by license.to.ill January 25, 2012
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No-Case November

When you have no case on your phone for the entire month of November.
Jen: "Why is your phone so cracked?"
Jade: "I took part in No-Case November..."
by W0tm8 January 26, 2015
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mom case

A case that doubles as a wallet. Also known as a folio. These items are mainly used by moms hence the name mom cSe.
"Hey is that a mom case"
"Yeah I got tired of carrying around a wallet and my phone"
by The real Kodak bough December 10, 2016
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