Carplonkey

A dirty, annoying person that won't leave you alone. Could be a racial slur with no specific race.

Wow this kid keeps following me around, what a fuckin' carplonkey.

by S4L4D October 7, 2009

dirty carpool

The act whereby a male sexually pleases as many women as he can using all extremities. This occurs with the male lying down and preforming cunnilingus on a first girl while engaging in vaginal intercourse with another all the while fingering two different girls with each hand on either side of him.

4 girls, one guy, how can it be done?...with a dirty carpool, what else?

by prince of prosciut' November 18, 2010

Cartoon Butt

The women that are small everywhere except they have exaggerated hips. Almost as if the were a cartoon, of themselves.

Wow she has a "cartoon butt" but, "I kinda like that".

by crazybull April 25, 2009

Cartoon Acid

Acid that makes you think and feel like spongebob and shit.

LF: dude i took cartoon acid last night and i swore i was scoobydoo

by stehnn December 24, 2007

carpool whore

A girl that uses her charm and abundant bullsit to secure a free ride in a carpool. She acts cute and helplesss. The driver wouldn't think of collecting her share of the gas.

Carpool Whore- I really need a ride. Could you give a li'l girl like me a ride?

Guy- I sure will. You're sooo helpless and sweet. I couldn't take money from you for gas.

by Biatchy January 30, 2009

cartoonjunkie

Someone who is absolutely obsessed with cartoons and comics. They practically wont take their eyes off of their favorite comics during class.

John: That guy is always readinv comics during class.
Miranda Lin Manuel: Yeah, He's a cartoonjunkie.

by UrbanAshton February 16, 2017

Carpool Lane

A sex move involving 3 or more dicks in the mouth.

Your jaw must be sore after that Carpool Lane.

I can't believe he frenched her after the Carpool Lane!

by Miss Dish May 24, 2019