Canada's history

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by dragonfucker February 6, 2010

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by tyler & cory August 26, 2005

Canada

Canada is a peaceful, multi-cultural nation and is the 2nd largest country in the world. Canada has provinces and territories instead of states, and has a Prime Minister, NOT a President. Canada's symbol is the Maple Leaf.

It is NOT always Winter in Canada. Canadians live IN HOUSES NOT IGLOOS, and DO NOT ride to school on polar bears. Canadians DO NOT eat beaver tail and they speak ENGLISH AND FRENCH, NOT CANADIAN.

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by 7sdrawkcab February 16, 2009

Canada

The fictional land of maple syrup, hockey, and waterproof money.

"All these people saying they'll move to Canada will be disappointed when they find out it doesn't exist."

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by Kiriqiri January 10, 2021

Being Canada

Canada is generally a neutral country. Therefore by "being Canada" on a position, you're being neutral.

Hey, do you want to go to Place A or Place B?", "I'm being Canada"

by MrSamNC October 28, 2010

Weatheradio Canada

A Weather Radio Network run by a bunch of retards who work for Environment Canada. Repeating SAME headers, alerts that cut into each other, and just general broadcast fuckups are common when listening to Weatheradio Canada.

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by Environment Canada August 3, 2018