resulting buyers remorse that ensues from purchasing a carbon fiber body part for an automobile that is expensive to the buyer, with the buyer soon realizing that said part has no effect on increasing performance /speed /power of said automobile.
guy1: I spent all my paycheck to install a carbon fiber hood, but i ain't seeing any difference.
guy1: Man ... i got serious carbon guilt.
guy2: Didn't I tell you to buy the Turbo Kit instead??? Dumb ass!!!
guy1: Man ... i got serious carbon guilt.
guy2: Didn't I tell you to buy the Turbo Kit instead??? Dumb ass!!!
by gearbox360 October 16, 2008

Describes people (usually male sportsmen) who think their use of the latest gear turns them into desirable sports heroes. It takes the traditional low brow mullet to a new form… still business in the front and party in the back. Just lightweights in the middle (mental arena).
Look at my new ski gear… going to shred the hills man. Yeah, right. You’re a shoe-in for Captain of the carbon fibre mullet team, loser.
by Manney November 22, 2023

The really ugly face you make when you drink a soft drink and exhale a carbonated belch through the nose searing the quardland hairs.
by ThatOneGuyInTheStreet October 22, 2012

by English As A First Language August 2, 2022

To be right about something, when people are telling you that you’re wrong but then being kind of a twat about it when you’re shown to be correct.
by TeKaylaSunrise January 17, 2024

by EA SPORTS ITS IN DA GAME February 16, 2024

by Oink nigga April 25, 2020
