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carbon guilt

resulting buyers remorse that ensues from purchasing a carbon fiber body part for an automobile that is expensive to the buyer, with the buyer soon realizing that said part has no effect on increasing performance /speed /power of said automobile.
guy1: I spent all my paycheck to install a carbon fiber hood, but i ain't seeing any difference.
guy1: Man ... i got serious carbon guilt.
guy2: Didn't I tell you to buy the Turbo Kit instead??? Dumb ass!!!
by gearbox360 October 16, 2008
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Carbon Fibre Mullet

Describes people (usually male sportsmen) who think their use of the latest gear turns them into desirable sports heroes. It takes the traditional low brow mullet to a new form… still business in the front and party in the back. Just lightweights in the middle (mental arena).
Look at my new ski gear… going to shred the hills man. Yeah, right. You’re a shoe-in for Captain of the carbon fibre mullet team, loser.
by Manney November 22, 2023
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carbon nose

The really ugly face you make when you drink a soft drink and exhale a carbonated belch through the nose searing the quardland hairs.
After the refreshing root-beer it led to a bad case of carbon nose
by ThatOneGuyInTheStreet October 22, 2012
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Waste of carbon

Someone who's life serves no purpose
Blake just takes up space and doesn't do anything he's such a waste of carbon!
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Irish Carbone

To be right about something, when people are telling you that you’re wrong but then being kind of a twat about it when you’re shown to be correct.
“Sean might have been right but he’s being a real fucken Irish Carbone right now
by TeKaylaSunrise January 17, 2024
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Carbon Fiber

Something that should not be used in a tube shaped submersible meant for dives to the Titanic
“Shit! We shouldn’t have used carbon fiber on this Oceangate fucking tras-“
(Implosion)
by EA SPORTS ITS IN DA GAME February 16, 2024
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carbonated vagina

When you Funnel a liter of sprite down a woman’s vagina
Yeet is that fetus carbonated vagina
by Oink nigga April 25, 2020
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