Calories

Little tiny monsters that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter each night.

Kendall knew she shouldn't have eaten the cheese fries, as the calories would get revenge for it.

by Monfoo May 8, 2017

three calories

Extremely small breasts. Derived from "tic tacs," one and a half calories each times two. (see also "tic tacs")

"That chick aint got no kinda titties! She only got three calories n shit!"

by jonbeazles August 23, 2004

Calmosityyy

An xbox live gears of war player who is one of the first to have an all Adobe After Effects sniper montage on youtube, using effects never seen before in a Gears of War short. One of the most known players in the community, Calmosityyy will always be a name that people wont forget.

"oh dude! that shot was as rape as Calmosityyy's."

by sniperheadshot101 March 23, 2010

Calorious

adj. Containing calories.

Mmm.. girl that cheesecake is so calorious. your butt will grow two sizes.

by Barbies March 15, 2011

calobi productions

literal actual shit.

Person 1: i watched shit last night

Person 2: it was calobi productions wasnt it

by induckening January 4, 2021

Love Callous

Knobby build-up of dead tissue resulting from over-use in activities related to sex.
See also: Margaret's Pootie

Damn! That knob jockey gots one nasty love callous in her jine!

by nemo October 30, 2002

mosh callout

A (usually short) vocal cue, most commonly used by hardcore bands to announce a breakdown, so the crowd knows when to start moshing.

"Go!"

"Bring it!"

"Don't be a pussy, get hit!"

by kikanjuuneko September 8, 2004