50 caliber restraining order

Murder; Assassination

Person One: Hey, what ever happened to your ex?
Person Two: Oh, I got a 50 caliber restraining order on her.
Person One: What?
Person Two: Exactly.

by Erich Zann III July 9, 2010

Calista

deeply disturbed. depressed and anxious. can be super nice but also a bitch. shy around new people. she's a pretty blonde and too skinny. drops people like flies. i feel sad for her. she can be deep and went through weird shit. the type of person that can see right through you, very scary. you'll be lured in by her charm but she might really mess with you. but she may also chose you to be an actual friend. be careful. she's... interesting to say the least

Girl #1: Woah, this girl, Calista, just looked at me like she could see my darkest secrets.
Girl #2: Watch out, she has that affect, but she might just make you crash and burn.

by scarybooksatnight August 13, 2017

calisurferla

A homosexual little bitch who enjoys homo things i.e. playing violin, fingering himself, using thousands of hair products, trimming his pubic hair into portraits of celebrities. Also responds to the name of "cocksucker". But enjoys picking wedgies during trip meetings while wearing jeans in the backcountry. We all love a good leander.

1)Laura's ex is calisurferla
2)You're going to sit next to calisurferla and you-know-who in the Whittier tunnel?!?

by plusdelta February 14, 2009

Calista belle ortiz

A beautiful girl who loves sports! Someone everyone likes! Sweet, but not too sweet. If people say something to her she will retaliate!

Calista belle Ortiz is amazingly beautiful and loves sports!

by Aria PLL March 11, 2015

calistene

She is a creative, kind and expressive person, she is full of charm, with incredible curiosity, she is always positive in the face of limitations and restrictions, but with her willpower and determination she is able to overcome obstacles and achieve success. Difficulty concentrating is not uncommon what makes her distracted and forget what she was doing. Sometimes she becomes nervous and restless, loves to "create" her reality, loves being surrounded by real friends and being at home.

Girl 1: can I be like Calistene?

Girl 2: girl, it's impossible to be like her! She's different from other girls.

by Beauty M.C. August 10, 2017

Calister

In french word Calister means to butt fuck a pig

I cant believe jimmy calistered last night

by MicroDigitsTV June 10, 2018

Calishitholia

What California has become after way too many years of the messed up, left of left political ruling class!!

Calishitholia

Hey Fred, did you hear they finally changed the name of the most fucked up, populated Shithole state in the union??! Yuppp, you guessed it! Calishitholia!!!

by Calishitholia Escapee September 21, 2019