Calculator Rape

The act of intentionally entering random numbers, letters, or symbols into one's calculator to take up space or make the calculator run out of memory. Works best with graphing calculators, as they have a big screen and letters. Words commonly used to rape calculators include "lol", "roflcopter", and "roflmao".

Paul: *Presses seemingly random numbers into a graphing calculator*

Patricia: Is he raping your calculator?

Clare: *reads calculator: "lolololololololololroflmaololomgwtfbbqlololllerskatelolololroflcopterlolol..."*

Clare: Unfortunately... This is the worst case of calculator rape yet.

by Valigro1021 December 13, 2010

catcaller

When someone cat calls you, so you do it back to them, A simple way to annoy or confuse someone.

Woman: Did you see that guy? He was whistling at you

Other Woman: Yeah, I heard if you do it to them they feel embarrassed maybe I should be the “catcaller” today.

by Stale ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) jokes October 10, 2017

AP Calculus

I don't know what everybody keeps griping about. This was EASY! Especially the AP Calculus BC exam. If you want to rack your brain good and hard, go try some 'real' math first, e.g. abstract algebra or functional analysis.

AP Calculus AB student: "Oh my gawd this is SO HARD!!"

Senior Math major: "Bitch, please. I'll take related rates and integration by parts over rings and external direct products any day."

by rapdechocobo October 26, 2011

Calculus

Something warm, fuzzy, and incredibly useful.

A point mass moves in the xy-plane with a velocity given by 6t2+9t+2. What's its average velocity between t=1 and t=4?

Try solving that one without calculus.

by calculus is 1337 October 2, 2005

callalynne

A true and loyal friend. Some one who will always have your back unless you screw her over. Warm and empathetic. Loves clothes and thinks a good pair of shoes is the most important piece of body gear.

My girlfriend is a real callalynne. Other girls just lover.

by Jane Huessy August 11, 2010

calculytically

thinking analytically specifically using techniques from the mathematic branch of calculus

Teacher: Calss, try to solve this problem calculytically instead of using your calculator. Class: *Groans*

by apcalcstudent@pv May 15, 2011

calculytically

to think analytically using the ideas of the mathematic branch of calculus

you must think calculytically to solve this problem class!

by Calc student PV-not pat prante June 7, 2011