Baby cakes

Someone who you don’t date but have certain feelings for and more than likely have amazing sex even thought you might already have a partner.

Sarah says Brandon is her baby cakes even though she is with Tom! Oh wow they must be having very secretive sex!

by Unauthorizeduzerr March 19, 2020

cakes

A female with an ass that is aesthetically pleasing to the eye. Usually large and round, and looks especially nice when the butt cheeks are smooth and shiny with baby oil.

Damn! Her cakes were jigglin' when I was hittin' it from behind!

by LA's Finest June 29, 2007

Crap Cakes

Usually said as an exclamation, crap cakes is an expression used when one is in for an ass kicking.

Bully: I'll Kill you.

Nerd: OH CRAP CAKES!

by the ace of spades March 27, 2008

Sweet Cuppin' Cakes

The title of the "kah-razy" cartoon Strong Bad made up.

"It would be called'Sweet Cuppin' Cakes'"

by Cheatster August 13, 2003

banana fish cakes

a banana fish cake is a trains that farted on a banana after being eaten alive by cho mama and is extremely hot sexy and spicy is used to attract dolphins into mating with a train causing them to have a little trolphin. Trolphins are often mistaken as trollphins which is a dolphin that is also a troll. (Yes I have issues)

I like banana fish cakes

by Trolphins February 26, 2015

Patty Cakes

When a guy is pounding a pussy and slaps the girls ass at the same time

Kiersten : Oh Jake! Oh Oh Oh Oh! Ouch Ouch Ouch!
Jake : Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh!

Kiersten : Harder! Harder!
Jake : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Ouch Ouch Ouch!
Jake : Damn you sure like them Patty Cakes don't ya!
Kiersten : More More!
Jake : Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Kiersten : Ouch Ouch Ouch Ouch Ouch!
Jake : Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : That's it baby keep cummin! Mmmmmmmm!

Jake : Wow you ass is so fine I just love to give you Patty Cakes!

by SlopNChop September 12, 2017

nigger cakes

An excess build up of white antiperspirant deodorant left in the crevices of the underarm. Made famous by LL Cool J. Circa early 90's

when that guy slammed dunked on johnny, his nigger cakes slid across his forehead like butter.

by pablo diablo bukkake October 13, 2008