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cushion cowboy

(sexual) A male that places his penis in between the cushion of a chair of sofa in order to sexually stimulate himself.
Joe: Dude, I haven't been laid in 6 months.

Tom: Ouch, how do you get by?

Joe: I've become a cushion cowboy.
by Ben E-wing November 16, 2010
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cushioning the blow

giving your boyfriend (or girlfriend) a blowjob right before you break-up with them to ease the pain of the breakup
damn...i accidentally walked in on linzy cushioning the blow. jasen quickly told me to pls go
by THE chocolate thunder February 5, 2013
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Cushlicious

The essence of comfort and cushiness
That couch looks cushlicious
by Cooshy00 April 21, 2018
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Cushla

Cushla/Cùshla tends to be a loud ambitious girl ,she’s always the center of attention and she loves it

Cushla is always flirting and everyone seems to enjoy it
Woah do you hear how loud Cushla is ?
by Ap1444002 November 23, 2019
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Cock Cushion

Its a word that a refers to a girl/woman, who has alot of a sex, a place where a boy/man can rest their penis/cock.
john: hey have you seen cindy lately?
jack: what you mean that blonde cock cushion?
by sweetjebus January 10, 2009
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Dirty Cushion

When a bare-assed man, who gets a blowjob from a female, leaves skid marks on the girls couch, then flips it over to cover the scene of the crime.
Guy 1 : Dude I was at Claires house last night, and got a blowjob on her couch....

Guy 2 : yeah....

Guy 1 : I did the Dirty Cushion and booked it out of there.
by Jitchy BungCreamcheese June 14, 2009
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Fuck Cushion

A friend or acquaintence whom you occasionally (or often) have sex with. While the sex might be serious, the relationship isn't. All the benefits of being in a relationship minus the bullshit.
i.e Sabina is Barry's Fuck Cushion
by Hot Dogger 69 May 27, 2011
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