The act of having a crap and a wank at the same time, not impossible for females but normally practiced by males who use the pressure of the crap on their G-Spot to aid their stimulation. Most easily achieved sitting backwards on the toilet, but almost impossible to achieve after a weekend on the Guinness, due to the horrendous smell ruining the boner.
by Tarmageddon April 3, 2021
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A term derived from "Jacking Off" and the act of lifting a car with a jack. A jack is cranked, which can be tough on the wrists. So can masturbating. So there you go!
by thecelticworrier April 20, 2021
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I'm not sure if they waved but I cran anyways.
It was an awkward day of crunning across different roads.
It was an awkward day of crunning across different roads.
by Crasdit June 26, 2021
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Canning town also known as E16 is a dockland urban town in East London, Uk.
The Station is located under the A13.
Full of south-side gangmen, almost every gang member was born and raised in Canning Town.
The Station is located under the A13.
Full of south-side gangmen, almost every gang member was born and raised in Canning Town.
Girl 1: OMG I HAVE A CRUSH ON DAMIAN, SINCE YOUR HIS FRIEND IM JUST ASKING DO YOU KNOW WHAT ENDS HE’S FROM.
Girl 2: HE WAS BORN AND RAISED IN CANNING TOWN.
Girl 1: SORRY THTS A NO NO FOR ME.
Girl 2: HE WAS BORN AND RAISED IN CANNING TOWN.
Girl 1: SORRY THTS A NO NO FOR ME.
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