the creature

alcohol, beer, liquor, wine etc.

I feel like hell right now, but give me a few hours and I'll be back on the creature.

by Gross Tony March 7, 2008

Sweet Creature

Literally a song about Louis Tomlinson

Person 1: did you hear sweet creature by Harry?

Person 2: oh yeah, Louis Tomlinson is a great person to write songs about

by alwayslarry April 6, 2021

between a crematorium and a dildo shop

To find yourself in a situation where you have been undone by your own actions.

"where is Rudy?"

"He's between a crematorium and a dildo shop"

by MartyFunkhauser November 8, 2020

Basement creature

A person who doesnt get out and have any type of social interaction. They pretty much just sit in their basement and read manga or go on the internet and play runescape for 10 hours straight. They are sheltered people, who have never went to a party or another persons house (except maybe a basement creature party.) The girl creatures are usually lesbians, and "meep" to eachother as communication.

Olga: "Hey Britney I just went up a level in runescape, my friend zoe832139 will be so proud!"

Britney: "Thats wonderful Olga. We shall have a large get together to celelbrate. Meep <3"

Basement creature talk

by ThatKoolKid July 10, 2010

lagoon creature

Noun - 1. A sexual partner who's horrendous physical attributes are masked by heavy drinking until the morning after. Synonymous with bucket of yuck.

2. A creature who lives in a lagoon, i.e. an Ibis.

1. Oh god, I boinked a fuckin lagoon creature from the bar last night, time to get my shit checked.

2. Look at that Ibis... it's in a lagoon.

by Stephen Covell March 9, 2006

Creatard

A creationist that ignores any evidence of the contrary. They're reasoning is usually that of a retard and it's evident when you speak to them.

Those creatards are saying evolution is false? What dumbasses.

by Christian The Atheist May 23, 2012

Creamorse

noun The immediate feeling of self-disgust and shame following masturbation in which a person desperately exits out of the porn they have open while trying to avoid living with what they just did.

"I just finished beating it to some interracial midget scat porn and now I'm having some serious creamorse."

by Hugo Boris Von Wienerschnitzel December 1, 2014