Cream Pirate

When a woman specifically asks the man not to cum inside her(aka creampie), and the man agrees not to, but does it anyway.

You know Jenny doesn't like it when guys cum inside her, but it's not like I care, I'm a total Cream Pirate.

by White Beard September 21, 2014

creamed

Term used to describe ones current state of mind and body.

I was fuckin creamed at that party last nite.

After that joint we smoked i was creamed.

by Eckstahsee December 18, 2003

Man Cream

Semen, male ejaculation

That bitch sucked my dick and swallowed my "MAN CREAM"

by C.B August 28, 2006

Orange Cream

A rap group comprised of 3 lyrical master minds. Their main hit is "Back The Fuck Up", a diss track about one of the most biggest bitches in the world: Issac Kim.

Yo that Orange Cream track was hot

by creamfolife123 November 29, 2010

cream dutch

When a girls vagina cums very creamy, you then dip an old Dutch potato chip in it and use it as chip dip as an alternative for other dips.

Carter: Oh shit Amanda, I picked up Dutch chips but forgot the dip.
Amanda: That's okay we can just cream Dutch it. It's way better macros anyway's.

by Cream Dutch October 28, 2015

crusty cream

When you haven't jacked off in a month or two.

The man screamed in agonizing pain as the crusty cream exited.

by sparkyjo December 16, 2014

Boston Creaming

When you buy a Boston Cream donut from Tim Hortons, warm it up in your microwave and stick your dick in that warm, creamy goodness.

Me and the boys went ice fishing eh and our balls almost froze off eh, so we went Boston Creaming.

by Klaxo January 28, 2021