congile

The word is a mix between congeal and child, meaning a fleshy pile of children, usually in a decaying state. In ancient Mesopotamian societies games of king of the mountain were often played on congiles of an epic proportion, bro.

Person 1) "hey man, did you get rid of that congile in your garage yet?"
Person 2) "no man but I need to, its starting to stink. I've got some pitchforks in the shed if you want to help out."

by KNJ... Ripp'd November 28, 2011

congratchet

Congratulating one's ratchetness

"I saw you last night, not wearing any underwear at the club... congratchet"

by SLMD September 22, 2014

Congats

When your friend forgets how to spell congrats.

Person A: Congats!
Person B: Who's Congats and what did you do to him 😱 jk I know you meant congrats :)

by Trust_A March 30, 2017

congretto

Congretto is a mix of country and ghetto.

That girl is congretto.

by Tae_5_9_16_ March 1, 2018

congratudolences

The concatenation of "congratulations" & "condolences".
A conflicted expression of joy & sympathy in the success or good fortune of another whose fortune may also cause suffering, sorrow, misfortune, or grief.

"Well I am employed again."
"My congratudolences."

by ZUUL42 May 13, 2019

Congo Moose

A large African-American woman.

I couldn’t make it to the back of the store because the Congo Moose and her cart took up the whole isle.

by JunkieMonkeyMoose August 9, 2021

Serge De Congolees

Known in Belgium as a famous Congo djembe player.

Kentgy Serge? Wie, Serge De Congolees? Ja das toch de vader van Serge Jr.?

by Tomonaut May 11, 2018