complainstorming

Like brainstorming, except you list complaints about something, and then list the opposite of each complaint. Makes use of people's natural tendency to complain in a constructive way, in that you end up with a more complete picture of what you do want.

We tried brainstorming a solution to scheduling during holidays but only came up with the same old same old. So we switched to complainstorming, and came up with a dozen really good solutions.

by already there November 20, 2015

complainover

When someone comes into work with a hangover, and is intent on reminding everyone in the area by complaining every 20-30 minutes.

Guy 1: Whats wrong with her? She has been bitchy all day!

Guy 2: She went out drinking last night, she is sporting a complainover.

by Colonbubbleblower September 12, 2013

complaintyness

The quality or state of being in a mood to mildly complain or whine, but not seriously.

(Slack #general)
Samantha: There are oatmeal chocolate-chip cookies in the break room!
Jake: no. more. food
...
Jake: my complaintyness won’t prevent me from having a cookie though..

by Willy Codewell June 5, 2017

Complainger

The combination of a complainer and a whinger.

Michael: "I'm not gay"
Person: "STFU you're such a complainger"

by Converge July 14, 2017

complain

The constant negative response that "Kenny Ingram" replies with to any given opinion, statement, or fact, tjat goes beyond his elementary point of view/ perspective

As Kenny begins to complain Margaret already has her blackjack prepared to penetrate his anus

by Alec O'Flynn May 31, 2018

Complain

The opposite of enjoy

Guy 1: Hey, you enjoying at this party?
Guy 2 (sober): Nah man, I be complaining

by 99coronasonawall March 16, 2020

complain't

A complaint that isn't.

An actor's lament that while he could recently walk the streets unnoticed, fans now come up to him for selfies.

Her complain't that men looked desirously upon her when she entered a room would, in a few years time, become a genuine complaint that no one looked anymore.

by Monkey's Dad April 4, 2020