The Colombian Panther

The Colombian Panther is an infamous sex move often performed in Africa. To do this, you need access to a Lion. It is NOT recommended. It is as follows

When you strip nude, before doing lines of cocaine while a police baton is inserted into your anus. You then attempt to fistfight a Lion before getting mauled. Survival is not certain.
Zack: “The Colombian Panther, I did it yesterday for my first time.”
Phil: “Yeesh, how was it?”
Zack: “My cock fell off.”
by TrippyCarb0n January 20, 2025
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colombian powderkeg

n. - The act of placing a candle next to your partner's ass, then blowing crack into the candle, creating a large fireball that torches the ass.
Boy: Hey Suzie, wanna try the colombian powderkeg?
Suzie: What's that?
Boy: You'll have a hot ass after I'm done 😏
by The Vladiator April 28, 2017
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Colombian Sucker

When two fully erect men form a "69" position and snort cocaine off of each others penises.
Yo bro, me and John had a craaazzy Colombian sucker session last night, you should try it.
by P-rizzy November 03, 2023
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Colombian Mudslide

The shit you take right after you have the first cup of coffee and first line of cocaine in the morning.
Starbucks and some yip almost made Colombian Mudslide in my car.
by wacobjinbolt April 10, 2024
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Colombian mudslide

My girl made me come in the shitter and hold the plate for her while she did aColombian mudslide
by Bruh Hogg March 31, 2020
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colombian birdbath

To use an erect penis urinate inside the anus of another person.
Alex: Look at that hot chick! I’d pee in her butt!

Jeff: Ah yes - the Colombian birdbath! I agree!
by Citi Snicker November 03, 2017
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Colombian Antique

Sexual act performed at fine gentleman’s clubs around the world. A woman, usually for hire, fills her anus with fine Colombian powder and flatulates in a man’s face. This gives a ghost like appearance and instant euphoria.
I was ripping rails off a strippers ass. Some fell into her crack and she Colombian Antiqued me.
by Colombianantique March 18, 2024
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