closet jealous

The act of being a jealous person, but not letting others know you are

"Ugh, she's so pretty!"
"I know, I'm closet jealous of her."

by SaltySalmon79 August 6, 2017

closet heterosexual

sexual activity with a person of the opposite sex by a gay person who is drunk

David, stop fondling Vicky’s breasts again - you are such a closet heterosexual

by Uncle Bulgaria Luvva November 7, 2020

closet case

A homosexual who denies their homosexuality, and claims to be heterosexual.

Zach is such a closet case, he says he like women, but we all know he wants a big warm cock in his asshole.

by bigfuckindick September 20, 2008

closet jew

A person who hides their jewish heritage to be accepted in society. Also known as a: Crypto Jew

Note: This can also be used by someone who wants to be jewish, but is afraid of rejection in society.

I could be considered a closet jew, because I want to be jewish, but I'm afraid of being rejected by my family and friends.

by Yerushalauim BatSheva November 30, 2010

Closet Virgin

When someone (usually a male) conceals the fact that he or she is a virgin due to age and embarrassment

Person A: Man I had my first puss when I was like 12 hbu?
Person B (Closet Virgin): Yeah my first time was in high school with the really shy exchange student who only talked to me
Person A: Yeah? How was it?
Person B: Oh you know... really hot but awkward, like in books or movies

by jackyboy342523 December 9, 2010

closet homosexuals

Someone who isn't yet out about them being a homosexual.

Can't think of an example for closet homosexuals . >.<

by unknown spunk May 10, 2006

closet jams

songs you f*ckin' rock out to ONLY when your by yourself because admitting that you listen to them to your friends would make you lose MAJOR cool points and that would be MAYJAH!!!

Example songs & artists:
Bleeding Love: Leona Lewis, Leona Lewis in general, Love Song: Sara Bareillas, I'm No Good for You: Amy Winehouse, Colbie Caliet, So Sick:Ne-yo, ke$ha... all ke$ha jams are closet jams, Kelly Clarkson too.... the list goes on and on but you know exactly what I'm talkin' bout!

by A. (f-bomb).P April 27, 2010