Clogarrhea

When your glogged bowels finally release in a biblical proportioned session of explosive diarrhea.

Milton exited the restroom in a pungent cloud of shit vapors after release of his clogarrhea.

by Eaton Holgoode October 5, 2017

Indonesian ass clogger

When a woman has diarrhea, and you try to stop the flow with your penis.

I did the Indonesian ass clogger on my girlfriend last night.

This was thought up by my friend Benson.

by MHO April 13, 2013

clogget

When you masturbate a lot and then sometime when you pee the jizz gets built up and and starts turning kind of black and then you pee and it goes in like 3 or 4 different ways.

Person 1: Dude, sometimes it sucks that I masturbate too much
person 2: why is that?
Person 1: because then the jizz hardens up and you get a clogget

by AG #uno baller January 26, 2010

Clogulator

A clog calculator calculates the amount of clogs you own.

Thanks to the clogulator, Karen can now calculate the precise amount of clogs she has in her clogset ( clog closet ).

by Treehoe December 14, 2015

clogged meat musket

When there's a little bit of something stuck in your penis so when you cum it feels like a testicle just exploded.

Person 1: Hey man wanna go to the movies?

Person 2: Can't sorry I had a clogged meat musket yesterday now I don't wanna move.

by Tahm kench master July 18, 2016

clogglet

A big clog in a toilet. Originated in the Midwest.

Dude there’s a giant clogglet in your toilet

by Hshnsbb September 30, 2017

Cloggles

Shortened version of "clout goggles"

Only the best form of sunglasses.

"Why does that man have his sunglasses on at night?"
"Those aren't just sunglasses, they're cloggles and they complete the fit"

by Ayyyyyyyooooooo May 20, 2019