cincinnati clam

When you are doing it doggie style, pull out, cum in your hand then slap her in the face.

-Z
Last night I was banging your mom and she asked me to give her a Cincinnati Clam.
by Sgt. -Z January 21, 2016
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cincinnati sandpaper

When a girl who usually shaves has let her pubic hair grow out for a few days.
My face is completely raw from her cincinnati sandpaper.
by Charyk May 09, 2019
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Cincinnati Shake

When you have a turd that hasn't dropped and you stand over someone's face and shake to make it drop.
I gave Jenny a Cincinnati Shake last night.
by Mr. Doesn't Give a Shit June 05, 2015
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cincinnati sunglasses

When someone you care about defecates on both of your eyes and across the bridge of your nose.
"Honey, would you give me a pair of Cincinnati Sunglasses?"
by Tyrone Jerome February 26, 2014
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Cincinnati Uptown

When you and your honey run out of depression medication and have to fuck to feel human again.
"We gotta stop doing the Cincinnati Uptown, babe."
by Princess of Armenia March 30, 2015
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A Cincinnati Breakfast

A meal consisting of two eggs, a side of goetta and two slices of buttered rye toast. This meal can be eaten at any time of day.
A. What are you having?
B. I will have a cincinnati breakfast.
A. How would you like your eggs?
B. Over easy and the goetta crisp. Oh, and a coffee.
by maxxavier November 13, 2021
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Cincinnati slap

An upward open handed slap across the face, Immediately followed by a back handed slap across the opposite side of the face
DAAAMN DID YOU SEE JOEL BELL GIVE THAT CAT A CINCINNATI SLAP!!!
by Joel ( Cincinnati) bell September 19, 2021
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