tomato skin cigar

A used tampon.

Usually a man who likes to lick or suck on used tampons can be said to be "smoking the tomato skin cigar".

by panhandle Mitch April 20, 2009

blue veined cigar

Another name for a penis

Marvin loves to smoke that blue veined cigar

by Johnjimo October 9, 2016

fifty cent cigar

When you have to shit so bad that a turd the size of a fifty cent cigar starts to come out of your ass. Similar to shart

As Dave walked home, the cheap beer kicked in. He was forced to hobble home with a fifty cent cigar hanging out of his ass.

by Joe Z January 9, 2007

Smoke a meat cigar

To suck someones dick.

I saw that queer smoke a meat cigar.

by Deep blue 2012 February 28, 2010

backwards cigar

a blunt or a joint

hey whats that?
this, its a backwards cigar

by beavis1234554321 May 17, 2006

meat cigars

The coolest band in the world

Man that Meat Cigars show last night rocked so hard my arms fell off!

by Funk April 25, 2003

Cuban Cigar Humidor

The act of microwaving a turd at the local pool and then "lubing up" with the product

I lost my KY so I had to pull a cuban cigar humidor on Samantha

by babyistillloveyou March 17, 2009