Squeeze Chili

Diahrrea; The Runs

“Oh shit Bro!...move...MOVE NOW!...where’s the bathroom? I gotta Squeeze Chili!”

by subtronic October 11, 2018

chili giggles

1. The unfortunate event that you have the giggles, and shart while giggling.

2. A silly, spasmodic laugh; titter from
ill-concealed amusement which turns into nervous embarrassment from

an impromptu shitty fart.

Marvin and Lucile were thoroughly satistfied with their adventurous dinner date at Sloppy Joey's, until they both had chili giggles.

The chili giggles struck suddenly while we were all cracking jokes.

That questionable buffet looks like a great source for some chili giggles.

by Freyjawired July 3, 2017

Spray Chili

To spray explosive diarrhea that has the appearance of splattered chili.

I have the bubble guts, I think I need to spray chili.

by Doeschna March 18, 2017

Chili's Abortion

When you regret having an abortion and all you want is your baby back, baby back, baby back.

Now that she is older, she realizes she had a Chili's Abortion when she was a teen.

by War-Damn-Eagle1977 July 7, 2019

chili probation

When you're eaten so much chili that your body stops functioning normally and it is no longer medically sound to eat any more.

Dude I had so much chili today that I can barely walk. Think I'm on chili probation for a bit.

by fosterfrancis March 1, 2021

corn chili

A person who is really skinny, very immature, and for some odd reason plays all the Skylanders. This is not a specific person more like a title give to some one that fits this description.

"Hey have you met the new kid" "Ya he's such a corn chili "

by Asdfghjkl5252 January 26, 2017

beaver chili

When you vomit into a vagina.

I was so drunk last night I made beaver chili with Alice.

by Pigfuckermcgee July 6, 2018