Chaos Panda

A wild soul craving adventure, disrupting expectations, with an "I do what I want" attitude.

That two year old is a total Chaos Panda when he jumps off of couches even when his parents tell him no...seems like he's having the time of his life!

by Chaos Coordinator June 24, 2021

Chaos Films

He has the biggest peen on the planet and is only 15. He has had sex with 331 different women, and has probably fucked your mom. He wants to be a train conductor when he grows up so he can keep running trains on these chicks fr.

Tuna: dude I think Chaos Films is coming to my house
KTR: oh no hes gonna smash your mom just like he fucked my mom
Tuna: 😥

by Chaos Films October 23, 2020

snow chaos!!

Noun. A logistical and psychological condition -- first observed in Denmark, Turkey, and France, and now spreading rapidly across the United States -- of general disorder brought on by sizable snowfall. The term must be set in italics or block capitals, followed by exclamation points, and accompanied by laughter.

The falling flakes brought total mayhem: King Kong was slipping and sliding around the top of the Empire State Building; delivery trucks loaded with cases of cinnamon chewing gum were almost completely submerged in white; the evening schedule of happy endings was thrown off by three hours -- SNOW CHAOS!!

by 5$wds March 1, 2010

tedious chaos

A paradoxical event where an event is both long and tiresome, while simultaneously being marked by complete disorder and confusion.

Him: How was your day?
Me: My ninth period class is so wound up, every student is just blurting out anything and everything. It's exhausting and time goes by so slow. It's just tedious chaos every day with that class.

by Siouxsie Supertramp May 9, 2020

chao geng

Hokkien slang: Lie about one's ability or lack thereof to escape or impress. Most often used to describe someone who is excused from military with a fake doctor's letter. Alternative spelling: chao keng

If you chao geng during this project I swear I'll slap the living daylights out of you.

by much_professional May 4, 2019

conversational chaos

What happens when a group of people get together and all try to talk at the same time.

The ladies of "The View" hone their skills in conversational chaos on each episode.

by RegencyEditor January 2, 2010

Condom Chaos

When a bunch of gay guys fill up condoms with cum and take turns throwing them at eachother, hoping that one pops on another's face.

Last night, the people in the room above mine had an all night condom chaos party.

by U Lick Mangina July 6, 2005