Catfish Findom

Catfish Findom means that people just like @LawyerBrandy on "Twitter" use content made by models and ripoff stupid men online for millions of dollars..

I found a catfish Findom profile on Twitter and she made me weak and stupid and I sent her my entire paycheck. #catfishfindom

by Catfish findom May 22, 2022

Catnut

Someone who has the brain size of a cat, a total idiot

Angie: What the hell did you do that for? Catnut!

Kimi: I do not have the brain of a cat!!

by CatderSongRocks October 20, 2008

Catfish account

A fake social media account. Usually has a fake name and a random pic of a half naked female most of the time. When befriend will ask for limes and comments and sometimes will promise nudes for such.

Joe "Bro check out this hot chick's account I think she might like me"
Darien "Dude that a catfish account"

by Anonymous Drex May 10, 2016

Bearded Catfish

A sexual move involving the slapping of a chick's cunt with a raw catfish and her pubes get stuck to the fish. This originated in the brothels of Britain during the Great Depression.

"That's right Ann, you're getting a bearded catfish" *Slap*

by witelighter06 December 13, 2006

Catcus

A common mispelling of the word cactus

"oh shit dude i jus got spiked by a catcus"

"i do believe that is 'cactus' "

by riggz October 20, 2004

catface

When someone uses the 'cat face' emoticon ":3" at a time when it's not really appropriate, much to the annoyance of the people receiving the text.

Example 1:
Joe (texting): Hey man, do you think you'll be able to pick me up after the show?
Ricardo (texting back): :3
Dave (to Joe): Looks like you just got catfaced.

Example 2:
Joe: Hey, want to go out for a beer later on?
Ricardo: :3
Joe: Yeah, that doesn't help me.

by thebeardedblacksmith February 12, 2013

Catfish

Someone who posts really good pictures with great edits of then on social media which makes then look really attractive but in real life they look so ugly .

Omg that girl over there such a catfish did you see get insta

by YoItsSlang November 30, 2016