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Gannons Cannon

Shelby - Sheri, what did you do last night?
Sheri- I sucked gannons cannon.
Shelby- really? was it huge?
Sheri - What do you think? its gannons cannon.
by Gannons wife November 3, 2009
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Chowder Cannon

Dick, cock, prick, johnson, pud
Lindsay Hohan (a.k.a. Lohan) graves the Chowder Cannon!
by MOCO & P-Phat February 28, 2011
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Cannon Ball

Taking a hit of weed, throwing down a shot of hard liquor, and then exhaling your hit. A crowd of people will usually yell "CANNON BALL" while you are in process of taking this shot. Please be warned....this could lead to a very rough night. But in the end, you will be CRUNK! If using Tequilla, it is recommended that you appoligize to all those around you in advance as you will make a scene.
"Hey Mark, wanna take a shot?"

"Yeah, but let me hit this blunt first."

Mark takes a huge hit off the blunt, slams a shot of Tequilla, then exhales and pounds his chest. (In the background, the whole party is yelling CANNON BALL)
by Mark Pearson August 12, 2006
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goo cannon

During a high speed doggie style with my girfriend, I pulled out my goo cannon and hosed her down with jizz until she looked like a glazed doughnut.
by Mr. North May 8, 2006
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fart cannon

An enlarged exhaust pipe that people sometimes add to their cars. The result is a fart-like sound from the engine. Some fart cans are just for show -- they only make noise, and don't make the car any faster.

This car modification is usually done to Asian import cars, but not always.
See related: Mitsubishi, Toyota, Honda, fart can
by Ryan Thompson January 15, 2004
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Lil Jon cannonball

A variation on the drinking feat known as the cannonball where one partakes in such an action with one's hand on a window sill and feet on the wall (from the window to the wall), or vice versa, while suspended several feet above the ground and using one's free hand to rest the liquor bottle on the elbow and drink. After completing the cannonball, the performer must yell "Yeeeeeeah!" in true Lil Jon fashion. This is a physically challenging feat, one not likely to be bested.
My flawless Lil Jon cannonball execution topped even Maria's "Lil Kim cannonball", which involved drinking while swinging around a strippers' pole in edible underwear, and Kevin's "R. Kelly cannonball", where he drank while peeing on a 15-year-old girl.
by Nick D December 1, 2004
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canoons

A genetic disorder in which a female's breasts are extrodinarily larger than the size of the individual's head.

To determine whether or not a female has canoons, you will have to calculate the radius of one entire breast, and multiply it by 3.14 to get the external surface area. Compare the surface area of the head to the surface area of the breast and if the breast is larger than that the surface area in that of the head, than the female infact has CANOOOOOONS.

(in extreme cases, it is possible for males to have canoons)
Breast Size = 30cm(square)
Head Size = 15cm(square)

Conclusion
Since the breast size is double the head surface area, this person would have canoons.
by Daniel Livi November 24, 2004
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