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Cambodian Fire Hydrant

When you receive a blowjob. However, this isn't just any blowjob. This is when the person receiving is taking a large and vigorous shit. So vigorous that when the shit collides with the water the velocity of the steamy dump alone creates a glorious splash effect on the other persons face. If done correctly, then the person who is sucking the receiver's penis should be thoroughly soaked in shitty, smelly, and most of all sticky diarrhea. Extra points if you want to go all out and squirt diarrhea on the other persons face and mouth creating the Cambodian Mudslide and then dunk the persons head in the toilet and flush.
David: Oh shit son, I can't believe Bonquisha just sat their and took that Cambodian Fire Hydrant like that!

Malcolm: Hell yeah money, at the end she looked nastier than tubgirl.

David: I gotta give you props on that shit. On second thought don't shake my hand you sick fuck.(*dials 911*)
by SheezyMan February 26, 2009
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cambridge inter-collegiate christian union

The surface residue of a sanctimonious turd that simply refuses to flush down the proverbial toilet of a millenium of otherwise staunch academic tradition. Also known as CICCU.
"Hi, I'm from Cambridge Inter-collegiate Christian Union. I support the clergy's prolific choir-boy molestation."
"You're going to hell. I should know, I'm from CICCU."
"I don't even believe in Jesus. I'm in it for the free lunches at CICCU."
"The revised 10 commandments of CICCU:
1) Thou shalt have thine cake and eat it.
2) Thou shalt have the cake of others and eat it even if you are full from aforementioned cake.
3) Thou shalt increase the greenhouse effect through fly-posting and leafleting.
4) Thou shalt be racist and homophobic.
5) Thou shalt slap thine wife about a bit for she hath remarkable regenerative powers.
6) Thou shalt steal from the poor and give to the rich.
7) Thou shalt get them out for the lads.
8) Thou shalt evicerate the proletariate.
9) Thou shalt kill members of all other faths.
10) Thou shalt play cricket."
by Rowan Williams October 30, 2007
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Cambodian

Cambodia is in South East Asia bordered by Thailand, Vietnam and Laos. It is a very poor country, but many tourists visit the Angkor Wat. Their official language is French but they speak Khmer. They have a darker complexion than most Asians. They are mistaken for other Asian races. They have the same prime minister and King and Queen. The food is delicious and they are extremely friendly and obedient.
1: What's your nationality?
2: I'm Cambodian
1: Really? I never met a Cambodian before.
2: I get that a lot.
by xobabyxo August 16, 2008
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cambron

An amazing boy with good looks. Can be very athletic. Mostly a country boy /redneck. Super sweet and always gets all the girls he wants.
Wow Cambron is so hot!
by Country_girl_love100 December 12, 2016
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Myshella Cambree

A small child posing as a 21-year-old woman who can be found in Furcadia. She is normally found with a phoenix digo turned on, located in one of her several crap dreams (eg. Murder, Mystery, Erotica and Pedophilic Island Orphanage).

Cambree has a bad temper and a short attention span. An example of her idiocy would be the ridiculing of that darn eagle everyone loves: Alla! Basically, the beautiful and popular Alla caught one of Cambree's staff abusing share, and ever since then, Cambree has wanted to see her die.

The phoenix has several Nazi followers (eg. BaseTag, Kippi Quarrels) and, for some odd reason, is given the impression that she has gotten Alla banned from Furcadia hundreds of times, when in reality, she has not. Her personal bitch is named Cironir.

Note: Her real name is not Myshella Cambree. It's just her stupid character name. Notice how she uses two words.
Alla: -walks into Myshella's dream without a word-
Myshella Cambree: We have a bitch alert! We have a bitch alert! -ejects Alla over and over, resulting in a gigantic orgasm- That stupid slut, she's always harassing me. Well, time to get her banned again (even though I've never gotten her banned before)!
by Alla July 16, 2008
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Cambridge Prep Experience 2009

1. An epic, raptastical cultural enrichment camp that occurred during the summer of 2009 at Peterhouse College, Cambridge, UK.
2. The camp that brought M.A. Cubed together.
I'm M to the A and I'm here to say, I miss the Cambridge Prep Experience 2009 today!
by _____________spt.5.3 February 17, 2010
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Cambodian Bowtie

The sexual act of going down on a girl while she is on her period and when she cums...and the period blood comes out..the person OR persons place thier neck to the vagina..then back away looking as if the blood is a bow tie

And the longeru hold it there = more blood and when starts to run...it comes a neck tie

THIS act was born in cambodia during the vietnam war..but was since seen as a rumor
I spoil my girlfriend when i treat her to a cambodian bowtie when she on her period...i dont mind..goes great with my suit afterwards
by JhonnyC323 December 9, 2008
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