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Caesar Hands

The act of mistakingly typing gibberish words due to mistakingly placing your fingers a little too far left or right on your keyboard.
John: ...And that's why I dropped my dad's phone in the toilet.
Robert: KIK
John: What?
Robert: I meant LOL*
Robert: Just my Caesar Hands
by grinc August 3, 2024
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Salty Caesar

When you’re giving head and a piece of lettuce from the salad you ate earlier gets left on the wang
I was so into it but she gave me a salty Caesar and I couldn’t look at her the same way
by Da muffin mane November 13, 2021
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Chicken Caesar salad

Sally! Pass me the chicken Caesar salad please!
by Why_am_i_here123 October 23, 2019
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from Caesar to Brexit

a ) literally from a to z
b) learning your country's history, even if it's not Great Britain, from a to z
If you want to be a competent nationalist or patriot, you can start by using from Caesar to Brexit definition b).
by Sexydimma September 27, 2016
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Caesar Vialpando

One of CJ's Homies And her sister Kendl boyfriend in GTA:SA.
They met during a low rider race in Los Santos in the mission Caesar Vialpando. When Sweet sent his brother CJ to check out on her sister because Sweet doesn't trust Caesar because he's from the Varrios Los Aztecas Group. He's the cousin of her crazy cousin Catalina which CJ meets in the future mid-game
Caesar:"Look Holmes, I love your sister. I honor her, she is my girlfriend for life. That's why I stopped you from being skinned right then." Caesar Vialpando Can be easily considered a Groove Street OG
by ShinjoSparks June 18, 2023
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Little Caesar’s Hand Job

When you take a girl on a date to Little Caesar’s, where you then split a $5 Hot and Ready Pizza in your car, and she proceeds to give you a hand job while her hands are still covered in pizza grease and cheese.
Jessica is such a slut, she gave me the cheesiest little Caesar’s hand job on the first date in my 1998 Subaru Outback, what a fucking skank
by Pooscentedfingers May 24, 2022
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Caesar Behavior

behavior that falls into one of 3 categories and can be used synonymously:
1.) Gooner behavior or behavior that is generally suspect like saying your favorite Pokémon is lopunny

2.) Cornball behavior like excessive use of anime GIFs/emojis or claiming tequila is the only alcohol you can drink, despite not being able to name a single tequila brand.

3.)repeated talk of being alone/ wanting a girlfriend
“Bro just said he relates to Shinji from Evangelion… that’s peak Caesar Behavior.”
“If your favorite Pokémon is Lopunny and you use 😩 unironically, you’re a certified Caesar.”

“He posted a black screen on his story with the caption ‘I’m done chasing.’ Caesar Behavior at its peak.”
“She said ‘I’m different when I’m drunk off tequila’ and then passed out after two shots. Pure Caesar Behavior.”
“Dog, he just said ‘I’m a lover, not a fighter’—it’s terminal.”
by Threadues October 7, 2025
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