Taking an overly powerful rip from the bong and consequentially having one's mouth area covered in bong water.
Specifically, when the bong water is old and has nasty shit floating around in it.
Specifically, when the bong water is old and has nasty shit floating around in it.
Bro 1: Damn dude that was a Huuuge rip... I think the biggest of my life yo...
Bro 2: And you got the bong beard to prove it.
Bro 1: Aw damn that shit's nasty
Bro 2: And you got the bong beard to prove it.
Bro 1: Aw damn that shit's nasty
by Captain Bongbeard December 3, 2013
Get the Bong Beardmug. by TastyBeard69 February 21, 2018
Get the Tasty beardmug. When Jon rubbed his beard it was almost as if a snow storm had rolled in because his beard salt was everywhere.
by zuzzy foeller January 24, 2015
Get the beard saltmug. A man who is ridiculously, absurdly, and undeniably manly with an awesome beard. Not a mustache, or goatee, or soul patch, a full on Grizzly Adams type beard.
That guy just punched an alligator in a throat while giving Chuck Norris a wedgie. He's Beard Manly!
by Beard Manly March 1, 2010
Get the Beard Manlymug. a uniquely colored beard which contains three different tones, usually red/orange/yellow or brown. Uncommon, but most often sighted on large males with red hair.
by Wally Petro October 15, 2008
Get the tricolored beardmug. When you suddenly find someone more attractive after growing a beard, or less attractive after shaving it.
by namepersonface August 10, 2014
Get the Beard Gogglesmug. "What's the deal with Jesse and Anna? He seems gay."
"She does him in the butt, she's his peg beard."
"She does him in the butt, she's his peg beard."
by TheNotoriousFAP January 27, 2021
Get the Peg Beardmug.