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Bong Beard

Taking an overly powerful rip from the bong and consequentially having one's mouth area covered in bong water.

Specifically, when the bong water is old and has nasty shit floating around in it.
Bro 1: Damn dude that was a Huuuge rip... I think the biggest of my life yo...
Bro 2: And you got the bong beard to prove it.
Bro 1: Aw damn that shit's nasty
by Captain Bongbeard December 3, 2013
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Tasty beard

A tasty beard is a very classy, dank looking beard.
"My mate, Reevelen, really has a tasty beard," she said.
by TastyBeard69 February 21, 2018
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beard salt

Beard salt is simply, the dandruff like material that falls out of a beard when it is agitated.
When Jon rubbed his beard it was almost as if a snow storm had rolled in because his beard salt was everywhere.
by zuzzy foeller January 24, 2015
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Beard Manly

A man who is ridiculously, absurdly, and undeniably manly with an awesome beard. Not a mustache, or goatee, or soul patch, a full on Grizzly Adams type beard.
That guy just punched an alligator in a throat while giving Chuck Norris a wedgie. He's Beard Manly!
by Beard Manly March 1, 2010
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tricolored beard

a uniquely colored beard which contains three different tones, usually red/orange/yellow or brown. Uncommon, but most often sighted on large males with red hair.
A tricolored beard is usually sported by a man of Norwegian extraction.
by Wally Petro October 15, 2008
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Beard Goggles

When you suddenly find someone more attractive after growing a beard, or less attractive after shaving it.
I have some serious beard goggles for him!
by namepersonface August 10, 2014
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Peg Beard

A woman used as a cover for a gay friend whom she anally penetrates using a strap-on dildo.
"What's the deal with Jesse and Anna? He seems gay."

"She does him in the butt, she's his peg beard."
by TheNotoriousFAP January 27, 2021
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