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butt-hurt

Excessively and dramatically indignant.

Imagine that you have half-heartedly kicked some deserving party in the pants, and he is now acting as if he were mortally wounded. Then imagine the equivalent behavior in response to a verbal kick in the pants.
"My mom left me ten voicemails in one hour, so I asked her just what the big fucking emergency was. And she got butt-hurt because I used a dirty word!"
by Qit el-Remel March 24, 2008
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Butt Hurt

To become offended or upset (such as you would after taking it in the ass in prison) after a smart-assed comment is made. Most of the time it is over something pathetic
Carl got real butt hurt after receiving the nickname Hot-Carl.
by B.A-M.F January 26, 2008
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butt hurt

This emotion usually stems from an unfounded sensitivity to a superficial prank, joke, or durogatory statement. It's most hilarious uses are on highly religious or homophobic people since it also implicates the hyper-sensitive person as being a big Mo if male, or an anal-receiving Sperm Sponge if female.
I don't know why Tom Cruise got so butt hurt about that in the closet episode on South Park when he probably owns his own astro-glide production plant to keep up with the amount of anal lube he goes through.
by Narcolepticjay September 5, 2006
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butt-hurt

Having illegitimate feelings of resentment or sadness, triggered by insensitive people.
Sorry for hanging up on you; I'm just a little butt-hurt about you not calling me on my birthday.
by mrgrieves October 12, 2015
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Butthurtedness

Derived from the word butthurt, a way to describe a situation.
What's one word you would use to describe 2017?
"Full of butthurtedness"
by Jungkookingbaecon July 28, 2017
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butTHertz

The measurement of butTs per second.
bTHz for short.
One butt per second = 1 butTHertz
by Ronnie Pain July 24, 2011
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ButtHertz

The frequency at which a WATB (whiny-ass titty-baby) whines about something.
The whining by pacifists after Osama Bin Laden was killed registered at over 9000 ButtHertz (BHz). It was at once both a painful and sweet sound.
by gnodab May 30, 2011
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