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Butcher's hook

While many cocknies use this phrase in place of the word 'look', it in fact should be used to verbally exposit a butcher's hook. This confusion about its meaning has come about due to the stupidity of most cocknies.
Mr A: Look at that butcher. He is using a hook.
Mr B: That is because it is a butcher's hook.
by Ian Shine August 2, 2005
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The Butcher

An amazing, wise, sexy young macho, carrying an axe covered with blood of his fallen victims.The Butcher wanders the cold, gray postapocalyptic world, fighting a zombie army led by a powerful sorcerer, acompanied by his trusty sidekick - Pretty Boy.
The Butcher usually wears a cloak not only to emphasize his orgasmic awesomness, but also to keep himself warm and fuzzy.
Alongside the powerful axe, his deadly arsenal includes a machete and a whipcord made out of his once long hair.
He hates coffee, poetry and insects, but rather enjoys bubblegums, whiskey and long walks.
Hey dude, I just heard that The Butcher is somewhere around here, lets get lost. - zombie đino
by Stojko_i_lola April 8, 2011
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butchering

the act of having sex so hard, one party or the other is quintessentially butchered.
Now that the kids are asleep, want to do some butchering?

I totally butchered Sarah last night.
by vordsmit December 15, 2019
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butchers dog

an ugly girl who will swallow/take any type of 'meat' from anything with a pulse.
its the end of night and you still havent pulled anything decent, so in desperation you revert to a 'butchers dog'
by nige September 18, 2003
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butchers hook

She was lifted up by a butchers hook with a butchers hook in her mouth.
by rovinglunatic August 1, 2017
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Bitchier than Sofia

When something is so mean and so Rude that it's just gone too far.
mean girl: "facebook status: Wow look at that girl, she lied about being from Finland and meeting a bunch of celebrities. SOPHIE IS A LIAR"

everyone else : "Wow that's Bitchier than Sofia"
by SuperSopher November 17, 2010
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Butchie Banana

Someone who is really cool and female but androgynous. Usually likes girls and is on the younger side. Similar to a baby dyke.
person 1 "Check out her, she's kick ass awesome, wait that is a 'her' right?

person 2 "ya, she's a total butchie banana"
by Peace88888 February 18, 2009
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