Blud

referring to brother, male cousin or close friend.

"Blud how you holding up."

by Cyphon2 August 20, 2022

bush buldge

The protrusion of pubic hair that can be seen when a woman wears clothing that is too tight.

See that girl over there?

You know she don't shave...look at that mad bush buldge!

by Bootzy44 May 24, 2014

You're sailing blud!

What to say to security when they hijack your car in search of drugs

Security* - "Get the F*CK out the car so we can search it you crack 'edz!"

Mandem* - "WTF You're sailing blud!"

by Rosco Wiv A Crossbow May 2, 2009

bludgeon

Smartphone synonym for hardon (erection).

Me: I'm thinking about going for a pedicure wearing a short shirt with nothing underneath.

You: Well you will have had their full attention and get a free pedicure for sure. I would have had a big bludgeon the entire time :)
You: *buldge. Stupid smart phone !!!

by rfancy December 12, 2012

Bludgeon

Derived from the american 'blud' and the english 'brethren' meaning a group of close brothers.

An upper-class method of speaking to commoners and trying to 'fit in'.

Person telling story: 'Me and my bludgeon got together on sunday after church'

Lady Smith: 'excuse my dear bludgeon, could you possibly direct me to Harrods?'

by Genoliv February 28, 2010

easy blud

i coumes from south asia in the suburbs of utta pradesh

yo blud I need to get the curry

by MC Raider July 24, 2004

Bludger

A Scotsman

Look at those skirt wearing lazy arsed bludgers north of the border, syphoning off English money like its theirs

by Stevo77 May 14, 2015