Dong Bruise

A dong bruise is the bruises that appear on a girls legs after a hard night out in town, they never remember where they have come from but are actually caused by male dancers in close proximity by their flailing male appendages

"Oh my god look at these bruises on my thighs Kathy! I have no idea how I got these, boy was I boozed last night"

"I have a fair idea, they're dong bruises Jane, I told you not to dance so close to those huge guys"

by Maximus B*tches February 25, 2010

butt bruise

when you get a bruise on your butt form anal.

man 1: hey bro is your butt bruised? man 2: ummm No!!!! man1: well your boyfriend has good aim.

by mandingle dime shaboficus October 9, 2010

Buffalo Bruiser

Taping your dick and balls together with electric tape and banging and brusing your girl.

Joe decided to give Kandy a Buffalo Bruiser after a rough hockey game.

by Mike1356 October 13, 2010

Button Bruise

When your jeans are too tight whether it be due to the dryer, weight gain or a buffet and you get a bruise from the button plowing into your stomach.

I did not gain weight but the damn dryer made me get a button bruise

by Nursing10 March 15, 2011

kidney bruiser

This word is also known as "kb" it is when your cock is big enough to "bruise a girls kidneys"

Oh god caleb im kinda sore i think you bruised my kidneys last night in bed. you are a real kidney bruiser

by youknowthat oneperson July 23, 2012

Wood Bruise

The soreness following up a good fuck.

Girl 1:Man my boyfriend fucked me so hard last night.
Girl 2: Are you wood bruised?

by GairBear March 1, 2013

silent bruise

A bruise that you can't see but you can feel and it hurts

Don't touch me there that's my silent bruise

by mary bleh November 11, 2013