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brocha

to smooch a pussy to make it fuckin wet.
paki brocha mo nga ang puki ko!
by 4th class August 25, 2003
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Breach

When something was working out okay, and stopped working, a relationship was broken or a breach occured. When a relationship was never a good one to begin with, and both parties knew they didn't get along to begin, no breach took place since there was nothing working previously to break down.
Two people that didn't agree in the first place don't break any agreement since they never agreed on anything. There was no agreement to breach.
by Solid Mantis January 24, 2018
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Brachial Detachment

During sex, your arm suddenly falls off onto your partners chest. Like with Leprocy.
I was going hard when suddenly to my partner's displeasure, I succumbed to Brachial Detachment.
by Lachlan Days October 19, 2006
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Dirty Brochez

Very similar to the "dirty sanchez", but instead of wiping vaj juice on the upper lip of the girl you fooled around with, you run out of the room and do it to one of your "bros"
Eric was acting like a cocksucker last night so when i got done fooling around with lauren, I ran out and gave him a "dirty brochez"....
by Papi Ballchoader October 15, 2009
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Broacity

The quality, measured by the chill-to-pull ratio and usually attributed to men, which entails a significant ability to perform all of the activities expected of a Fraternity brother, excluding philanthropy. e.g. Chillaxing, smashing, consuming massive amounts of alcohol, mastering drinking games, and pulling.
KSig's got sick broacity, totally a 5:5 chill-to-pull ratio.
by FischZer February 9, 2012
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brochu

pr.bro-shoo, verb
To widen the mouth of your beer by following these steps:
1. Buy or steal a beer.
2. Open your beer.
3. Place your thumb on the bottom of the tab.
4. Place downward pressure on the tab.
5. Begin to rip the beer can from the bottom left of the tab all the way up to the top right.
6. Check out how big the hole is in your beer can.
7. Pound your beer in the face of all the other losers at the party who cut their fingers when they try to brochu their beers.
8. Slam your empty beer can on the ground and bang the hottest chick at the party who's been staring at your jack and beanstalk all night.
Man, I with I could brochu my beers like that kid. Not only can he chug, but he hooks up with all the hottest chicks.
by Mike Foley May 12, 2007
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broch

1. An extremely homosexual male with a Monk complex who enjoys "playing" soccer with other field fairies and refuses to touch doorknobs, ketchup packets, and tacos (prefers hotdogs)
Broch: "Dude, like totally get that taco away from me. It'll make me fat before soccer - I need to beef up."

Random Guy: "Want some of my hotdog?"
by byron kutlusoy September 8, 2006
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