trunk-bread

1.) Money earned through the sale of cheap or imitation goods, usually door-to-door or from an automobile.

2.) A fabricated tale told to impress the ladies. (related to weak game)

“Dude got fired from his office job. Now he be makin’ that trunk-bread!”

“I thought that story about him saving the puppy was true, but it turns out he was spittin’ some trunk-bread !”

by HillbillyHoodrat May 19, 2017

brazilian bread bag

Defecating into a condom and then tying off the end in order to use as an impromptu dildo. A much more spontaneous alternative to the turdildo.

While we were camping Rochelle and Rachel got hot and heavy but didn't have any toys with them. Luckily Rochelle had to drop a deuce and was able to give Rachel a Brazilian Bread Bag.

by Mable Scartooney August 6, 2017

Digital breach

When a person is wiping themselves, and a finger (digit) breaches the toilet paper.

There's been a digital breach! Someone help! I've got poop on my finger!

by Dave Threadgill February 15, 2018

Brown Bread

When someone has died.

Muggy Mike is Brown Bread

by BiggyBreaddy October 17, 2020

cake bread

a term coined by world-renowned rap battler "chuck" on the viral cp (counter productive) feature titled "chuck kills a bottlecap - a cp short"
nobody knows exactly what this means, however it has been known to absolutely obliterate any opposing rapper instantaneously

rapper 1: your mom gay
rapper 2: oh yeah ?? well I cake bread
rapper 1: *explodes*

by kiwikaiju February 1, 2021

Back Door Breacher

The term given to those who venture into the anus of an unexpecting member of the public.

I was chased by a Back door breacher through the alley way last night. OUCH

by Daniel James Solan March 5, 2008

spinning the bread

A casual chat amongst friends, around a campfire maybe or in the pub/bar. The equivalent of shooting the breeze.

Me and the lads were chillin', spinning the bread and hangin out.

by Milly van Hilly October 17, 2015