bread person

A person that changes their personality to the personality of whom they are currently dating.

Brad Pitt's totally different now that he's dating Jennifer, it's like they're basically the same person now.

Yeah, I know! He's a total bread person.

by cattusciceris July 29, 2018

Sped Bread

When someone does something stupid, or with no common sense.

Jackson, stop being such a sped bread!

by Jobrorab November 7, 2021

Bread Hiccups

Consumption of bready foods without drinking sufficient liquids, leading to an episode of rapid, painful hiccups. Two or three drinks of water usually alleviates bread hiccups but also causes a short pain as the bready food is dislodged in the throat.

That banana bread was so good that I forgot to drink something with it and ended up getting horrible bread hiccups.

by mass worder July 12, 2011

canned bread

joke from spongebob, bread in a can.

they have it! CANNED BREAD!

by the cooler penguin27 August 27, 2020

sliced bread

The best thing, well, ever!

(blank)is the best thing since sliced bread!

by Squirel December 11, 2008

Garlic Bread

The mighty God.

You will see everywhere on reddit.

BoyfriEND
girlfriEND
Garlic bread

by OMAE O WAN MU SHINDIERU April 1, 2019

Fresh Bread

When your long trail IPA is down to about 1/3, yell "Fresh Bread", drop in your shot of Jager, and proceed to chug.

"Marc was so wasted last night, probably from all that Fresh Bread"

by Gangstafresh December 27, 2012