When delays on public transport in London cause you to be late for work.
Boris Johnson is the Mayor of London and responsible for public transport in the city, so when there are delays, it's obviously his fault!
Boris Johnson is the Mayor of London and responsible for public transport in the city, so when there are delays, it's obviously his fault!
Andy: "It's 9:40! You were supposed to be here at 9:00"
Dan: "I made it to the tube station on time, but I got stood up by Boris!"
Dan: "I made it to the tube station on time, but I got stood up by Boris!"
by Andysine December 2, 2009
Get the Stood up by Borismug. by ImperialMonolophosaurus November 5, 2020
Get the Boris Da Blobmug. by Cykq January 23, 2018
Get the boris the shaslick kingmug. by Sexually Attractive Big Mac March 21, 2020
Get the Boris Johnsonmug. Boris the Soviet Love Hammer is weapon that crushes pussy with the combined wrath of Lenin, Marx, and Stalin as it beats Communism into the souls of the masses.
The real reason the Soivet Union won on WWII was because Stalin straight up fucked Hitler up the ass with Boris the Soviet Love Hammer.
by Mohammed's Yiddiskeit December 16, 2014
Get the boris the soviet love hammermug. by Mills.b May 23, 2021
Get the Boris Johnsonmug. A common insult used for people who are often reffered to as Boris. Can be used interchangeably with Boris Bender Baby Man, Borisimo, and Boristle Moe.
Person A: Wow look at Boris over there throwing a tantrum because he was called cankle queen.
Person B: What a Boris Bender Bitch Baby.
Person B: What a Boris Bender Bitch Baby.
by McShrekNuggets May 20, 2021
Get the Boris Bender Bitch Babymug.