saggy boobs

strangely enough, blind people seem to enjoy these (see the movie Proof with that dude from the matrix and russel "gladiator" crowe).

also a common ice breaker. or floor cleaner. take your pick

1) ahhhhhhhhhhh saggy boobs!! (reaction to watching proof)

2) hey pretty lady ;) i like your saggy boobs

3) hey pretty lady ;) you have really dirty boobs....

by saggy_b00bs August 6, 2011

nude boobs

naked breast of a sexy female!

I have nude boobs, Logan Look at them! Squeeze them! Suck Them!

by Sexy Bitch Screwer March 5, 2005

Boobskeball

The game of throwing small objects of any kind down nearby women's cleavage. The more cleavage there is the more fun it is to play. It's like basketball, except with titties.

Dude 1:Hey man want to play some boobskeball.
Dude 2: Sure, alright that small rack is 2 points and that huge pair over there is one.

by Mehhhhhhh17 June 15, 2011

boobs

Women's not so secret way of getting men to do whatever they want. In fact, it's not secretive at all.

Woman: I want a beer.
Man: Not now.
Woman: *flashes boobs*
Man: How many beers did you want?

by Adrian August 2, 2007

Utility boobs

When a woman stores most of her belongings (money, cell phone, ID, cigarettes, etc.) in her bra.

Charlie- "I asked to bum a smoke from Kristen and she pulled a pack out of her bra."

Steve- "She's got utility boobs bro."

by Steve-o B January 12, 2011

Tomb Raider Boobs

Pyramid shaped boobs, like the ones seen on Tomb Raider I

That bitch has Tomb Raider boobs.

by Dadum October 3, 2010

Ubangdi boobs

You know those African women in the national geographic with super droopy breasts? Those are ubangdi boobs.

Whoopi Goldberg.

Mom: "Be sure to wear a bra!"
Daughter: WHY
Mom: "You don't want those ubangdi boobs now do ya?"

by DoYourBoobsHangLow? May 6, 2011