Guy: do you want to go to that restaurant that just opened up?
Friend (who is a Yelper): no thanks, it didn't taste good when I reviewed it
Guy: well did you tell them you are a Yelper?
Friend: yes?
Guy: then they gave you boogers and cum
Friend (who is a Yelper): no thanks, it didn't taste good when I reviewed it
Guy: well did you tell them you are a Yelper?
Friend: yes?
Guy: then they gave you boogers and cum
by drivingmorans123 June 23, 2021
The cause of an unfortunate situation when an unsuspecting fellow exhales through his nose only to produce a high pitched nasal whistle due to the existence of a crusty booger lining the nostrils. The noise is so shrill that one tries to sniffle to play it off, only to then issue several smaller whistles succinctly.
As allergy season looms, the nasal passages becomed lined with mucus crustaceans and every breath beckons the arrival of the whistle booger songstress.
by Sweatpantsjohnson March 11, 2017
When a small wet clump of weed falls out of your waterbong wet and lands on you, it then becomes a bong booger.
Holy Christ, I thought you had a slimy booger on your arm, but it's just a bong booger! (14:11 Mongolian)
by Biggalo December 24, 2007
A person who is one evolutionary step lower than a redneck. Ex: A redneck throws his used couch in a roadside ditch. A wooly booger comes and picks it up.
by Chloe North August 04, 2008
A chunk of snot. It could be somewhat soft but is at least dry and firm enough to form a discrete piece that could be flicked from one's finger.
by gnuosphere June 29, 2011
by Whaaaa?!27 January 12, 2011
Compressed dust and grime that builds up on the rollers in an old-style ball mouse, frequently causing the mouse to perform less than optimally. One must usually scrape the material off the rollers with one's fingernail.
by The 2-Belo September 12, 2003