Boobear

Julie's boobear

“Honey, this life is so short, and I would not want to waste even a moment of it by not loving you. I want to fill your life with so much love and affection that there is no place for any sorrow. I promise to love you unconditionally forever.”

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by Ketamzz June 28, 2023

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Bonobo

A great word to call a slut that claims he or she is “poly” without getting suspended or fired. It comes from the primate that is known for sluttery.

Girl 1: waaaaaah!!! doesnt wanna be my freind anymoreee because i cheated on my girlfreind but im poly!!
Girl 2: Uhhh…. Aren’t we in middle school? Okay? Sorry I guess

Two years later…

Girl 1: Yur a BEEATCH!
Girl 2 : Fuck you too! You aint just a bitch you a Bonobo.

by Imjustonheretosecretlytalkshit October 10, 2023

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Uber Boobers

tits on a prostitute.

Uber, as used here, implies two things: the overly large, surgically enhanced aspects of the hooker's breasts and the wildly popular everyman taxi and ride share service, which like sex services, one has to pay for.

Sex Worker : Hey baby, like to 'ride' my Uber Boobers ? Want to squeeze them, suck on them, stick your dick between them ? Gonna cost you : $30 for the first half hour, $10 for for each 5 minute period after !

by Virgin Suicides April 18, 2018

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