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aviation blonde

A girl who dyes her hair blonde.

ie. She's blonde up in the air, but her black box gives away the truth.
by PostPunk April 17, 2003
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Bolong

A state of mind where your drunk alter ego takes over, and you become a savage go-hard maniac
Man, I blacked out so hard last night. I was full Bolong mode
by gerhoby June 28, 2019
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Blonde Long Island

When a girl sucks your dick and then gives you a long island with sprite instead of coke.
"Did Maggie really give you a blonde long island? She's a keeper!"
by heyfranklme August 25, 2011
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Baloney Mohawk

Definition 1: Baloney Mohawk- the act of draping one's flesh trumpet across the forehead and cranial area of a sexual partner to create the illusion of a mohawk made of meat.

Definition 2: The act of shaping the hair of a sexual partner into a sharp, punk-rock mohawk after firing a hot life rocket onto the scalp.
"I promptly draped my semi across her forehead, fashioning a cool Baloney Mohawk."
by Wil.e.cha0te January 8, 2012
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blond oboist

He (or she) is that one oboist who doesn't quite fit in with the rest of the oboe section in your orchestra. A blond oboist is louder, more popular, and more extroverted than your average oboist. They're also the most attractive oboe in their section, and usually have a small fan base within their orchestra by the end of the first rehearsal. Though usually blond, brunette and ginger varieties of the blond oboist do exist in certain orchestras.
Violinist: Hey what instrument does that cutie play? Trumpet?
Clarinetist: No they're actually an oboist...
Violinist: No way!! They're totally a blond oboist
by strawberryseeds March 31, 2015
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blonde roast

A combination of cannabis and yarrow flower, the latter of which is commonly used as a diaretic, anti inflammatory, and for smoking cessation.
Person 1: I didn't cough as much smoking this time.

Person 2: It's probably because of the blonde roast.
by blondroast March 26, 2017
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baloney log

A large male penis, generally needed for women with rather large butts.
Better have a baloney log or it won’t fit in that big butt.
by TugSnake March 10, 2021
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