Skip to main content

British People

British "people" once lived in a place called the united kingdom. The united kingdom is an ancient civilization so that means these British people are extinct nowadays. They didn't have any teeth and had an odd obsession with tea and crumpets. they often said "OI MATE YOU BRING THEM F*CKIN CRUMPETS ROIGHT?" and mentioned Flats whatever the heck those are.
Brian (crying)- I can't..they are so scary... no teeth...tea... CRUMPETS? WHO SAYS CRUMPETS
Susan: hey it's okay, British people aren't real Brian... calm down now
by ranboob.beloved March 14, 2022
mugGet the British People mug.

British Chav

A British Subculture of people who are young, poor, and act rash and naive...

Like an American Redneck or a Russian Gopnik
Neil Brachpeice, a comedian, whos stage name/persona, The Wee Man, is a stereotype of a British Chav
by Why dew U care M8Y? July 13, 2016
mugGet the British Chav mug.

British Empire

The only empire in history to spread ideas of freedom, democracy, the parliamentary system of government, and rule of law across the globe. The Empire ended slavery in many parts of Africa, widow burning in India, female infantacide, and suppressed the Thugee cult.
Many of the roads, bridges, canals, schools, and railroads in third world countries were built by the British Empire in the 19th and 20th centuries. Even Gandhi praised the British Empire.
by coloneljackmustard October 8, 2011
mugGet the British Empire mug.

british

A union of four nations, England, Scotland, wales and Northern Ireland. Former world super power. But thanks to largely friendly links with it's former colonies still can hold a lot of clout over international opinion.

With in these nations there is a very rich cultural, historical and enthic diversity that attracts over 35 million visitors a year.

Sadly it's population are now mainly disillusioned with its internal political system and as a result we have a very pro Bush government ruling a very anti bush population. However the British people have their own way of dealing with their rogue leaders.
2.5 million people marched through London against Britains involvement in Gulf war 2 and other marches the same day involved another 4 million people. There wishes were ignored. A price Blair is now paying at the ballot box.
by black flag May 29, 2004
mugGet the british mug.

British Invasion

When a couple wants the best fuck of their lives.... the dominant dresses up as the British from 1861 and the submissive dress up as the English from the same timeframe. Doggy style of course. The British start fucking the English. When the dominant, British are about to cum, the English scream “The British are cumming, the British are cumming!!”
Oh my God he did the British Invasion on me last night 😈
by itsreallytrue September 14, 2019
mugGet the British Invasion mug.

british person

the state of loving tea and not pronouncing the letter “t” all the time
by cars2spykids3 December 19, 2021
mugGet the british person mug.

national shit on the British day

The day in which one must shit on Britain and all of its inhabitants because British people suck ass.

Occurs November 16th annually
“Hey, do you want to join me tonight for national shit on the British day?”
by Raiyu November 16, 2021
mugGet the national shit on the British day mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email