Blowjob Ears

A man or woman with ears that stick out enough to make a nice handle to hold on to while getting a blowjob.

Remember my friend Jorge? He has blowjob ears. I just grab a hold of them and put my dick in his mouth.

by Dimples928 August 10, 2016

Blowjob Sydrome

Where You gave a blowjob for the first time and you want to do it again.

I gave my boyfriend a blowjob for the 1st time last night... And I thought I wouldn't like it but now I wanna suck so bad. I think I have blowjob sydrome

by Rxanaa November 4, 2009

Altoids Blowjob

When someone has both your cock and Callard & Bowser in their mouth at the same time. This creates a heightened sensation during the act of oral copulation. This only works with the mints, not the Altoids Sours.

That Altoids blowjob was curiously strong.

by creedmoor August 25, 2006

blowjob

When a sexy bitch slams your bedroom door open, and then blows, licks, or sucks on your sweet sweet area until happiness and butterflies take over the orgasm

*sexy bitch comes in*
"Blowjob NOW"
"YOUR DAMN RIGHT BABY"

by AnimeDefinitions July 12, 2015

blowjob

Many contributors, here, have defined it as to how they like it. I like a blowjob from either end of the cock, but I think I like giving them more than getting them. Some think men shouldn't give them, but why ask a woman to put something into her mouth you wouldn't consider taking into your own? I like the taste, feel and smell of the cock and what cums out of it. Of course, I swallow every time.

"Do you like blowjobs?"
"Yeah, they taste great!"

by Wally Hoover October 15, 2006

blowjob height

When a girl is so short that she could give blowjobs while standing.

Dayum dude..that girl over there is so short she's blowjob height

by someone bored September 16, 2006

Blowjob Buffet

A Thai whore seductively saunters back and forth just prior to dropping to her knees. She then begins rapidly massaging her jaw with both hands to warmup and loosen the jaw muscles. (Note: this technique is to ensure adequate performance in the event a penis with unusally large girth is on the buffet.). Following the jaw massage, she immediately assumes a cat-like, though straddled kneeling stance. With both hands, she begins violently pawing at the two guys on the sides while gulping the guy in the middle. This process is repeated as she works her way down the buffet, which is obviously "all you can eat."

Leia the Thai whore really worked the blowjob buffet through the hotel lobby."

by Shake That Bear! August 26, 2013