tard blocked

being kept apart from a goal from the actions of a less than intelligent person.

That lady just tard blocked me from getting a straw.
The dorkatards working here are tard blocking my lunch.

by Br33zE February 17, 2010

Cock blockade

A wall of males, similar to a small row of Roman legions, who take it within themselves to cock block all and every attempt of approaching males to contact a girl in their 20 foot radius. Usually seen in a nightclub setting, this phenomena is practiced mostly by men sporting sunglasses regardless of a lack of lighting.

Connected to the set of rules and guidelines known as "chivalry a-la-Jersey Shore", this act is accepted by guidos and guido aficionados in Jersey and Dearborn, Michigan.

Bro-cuz, this cat obviously can't tell by the amount of gel in our hair that the five girls standing eight feet away from us are our jurisdiction. Lets rally our 3 wallah bro-troops, put on our sunglasses, and enforce this cock blockade.

by MuckFichigan? January 7, 2011

Stall blocked

When a co-worker hogs the shared restroom on a daily basis for inordinate chunks of time making other personnel physically uncomfortable and possibly resulting in wetting their pants or suffering from turtle head and other bodily function mishaps.

I was about to head to the can before a long meeting but got stall blocked.

by Bokchoygurl August 13, 2012

Cock Blocked

To get cock blocked by another man. An act of desperation made by a loner who will look at no means in order to step up from being a third wheeler in order to prevent you from reaching endless orgasms, so he can then make his move. Also known as pulling a Trivs.

Ferdinand wanted to have a go at blondie but he was cock blocked by Jerome all night. Jerome pulled a trivs on Ferdiand.

by Americanplayboy69 April 6, 2015

Song-Blocked

When you're singing a song in chorus and your teacher stops just before the most exciting part of the song.
Or, when your favorite song comes on the radio and the radio either a) cuts out, b) is turned off, or c) it's a song montage.

Mr. A. stopped the chorus to fix the bass note just as were getting to the best part of our song, effectively song-blocking us.
My favorite song was just on, but the radio cut into static and song-blocked me!

by Chariline October 1, 2010

sock blocked

The act of placing a sock on the door of your college dorm, preventing your room mate from entering

johnny- hey jimmy, it's four in the morning, what are you doing in the hallway?

jimmy- larry finally got in mary's pants so he sock blocked me

by long night alright December 29, 2010

cock blocked

1)When a girl's friend gets in the way of you making move on a said girl
2)When a jealous ex gets in the way of you hooking up with thier ex-girlfriend.
3)When some one accidentally gets in the way of you and a hot chick.
4)When a family member gets in the way of you and a hot woman.
5) Something complete asses do because they are jealous or just hate you.

1) man#1.Dude so we where hanging out and stuff and her friend Taylor came up and talked to her the whole time it was a huge cock block.
man#2.Ouch man that sucks.
2)man#1.So we were talking at the party and out of now where Kevin her ex boyfriend from a month ago cock blocked me.
man#2. Ouch man that sucks.
3)man#1. Dude last night i was talking to this hottie and my homie walked up and started talking to me, and i couldn't do anything cause he is my dog and he didn't mean to cock block me.
man#2.Ouch man that sucks.
4)man#1. Dude last night I got cock blocked by my grandmother!
man#2. HAHAHAHAHAHA thats hilarious, your grand mother? hahaha ouch man that, thats hillarious!
5)man#1. Dude last night I was going to get laid and some complete ass walked up and cocked blocked me, If I ever see that ass hole again I'm going to kick his ass.
man#2 Ouch man that sucks.

by It's spelled with two T's! March 14, 2009