blind blizzard

When one's scalp is incredibly itchy, despite having used Head and Shoulders shampoo and having no dandruff. Usually used in recounting awkward stories.

Man, I had a bad case of blind blizzard during that last meeting.

by aca_tea January 7, 2016

Hicktown Blizzard

when a bunch of dudes sit nude in a circle and a couple girls come over and start shitting on their dicks. Then they ride, or suck them till they jizz. the goal is to make as many of the dudes jizz at the same time as you can. And when all the jizz shoots up into the air, it's a Hicktown Blizzard.

keswick sped: Yo, me and my hoes are gonna do some Hicktown Blizzards with the boys.
other keswick sped: OOOOO can I come??

by bigdaddygay November 19, 2019

london blizzard

A minimum of four British men all bukkake a woman white the men are all on ecstasy so they will orgasm multiple times each.

"Oi, you hear about those blokes that gave a London blizzard to that slut Tammy Cheshire? Fuckin' spot on the cunt"- Tony
"Shut the fuck up, Tony, you don't sound British"-everyone

by BiologyClass June 13, 2016

Blizzard Slap

A blizzard slap is when a man takes his spent condom off and ties the end of it like a balloon. He then precedes to slap his partner in the face with it until the semen breaks out like a blizzard on her face.

After railing his girlfriend Peter North blizzard slapped her till she cried.

by Steeldriver August 1, 2008

blizzard booty

sex obtained during the high snow accumulation particularly in the mid-western and northwestern regions and once in Atlanta, GA. Blizzard Booty also results in babies born in September and October.

There was a lot of blizzard booty going on during the Polar Vortex of 2014

by ButtaFlyy January 30, 2014

Fecal blizzard

When things just really really suck and your having a crappy time.

When you sit down to shit and your crap comes out faster than you can control, and you spray poop all over like a fine mist.

Dan's world seemed to be one big Fecal blizzard.

I drank a fifth of gin, and ate at Taco Bell today. Tonight the forecast calls for one huge Fecal blizzard.

by Aqua lung October 7, 2013

blizzard

an ugly person
a "cold" blizzard is a very, very, unattractive person

That girl is a blizzard. She is ugly!!.

by Ms. Rita Skeeta79 January 19, 2008