beaver beard

When a womans pubic hair grows in thickly not only above her vagina but also around the sides and across her taint.

I was going to go down on Sally but she was totally rocking a beaver beard.

Crabs would be in heaven in this girls pants, her beaver beard is like a luscious forest.

by peznux January 22, 2008

beaver face

A term used to define an over thirties man who has all the following characteristics:

1. A goatee
2. Bald or balding
3. Spectacles (rounded)
4. A gut
5. An inflated opinion of himself

He is likely to have a Harley-Davidson and come from Canada/U.S. although the phenomenum is spreading to the U.K.. Particularly common in English language schools abroad.

What the new guy like?
- Another damn beaver face. Where do they make them?

by Joe Peters October 14, 2007

beaver fever

Extreme horniness. An unquenchable need for some pussy.

Hey Susuan, I hate to phone you up this late but I've got a bad case of beaver fever.

by Gregg July 12, 2003

Beaver Squeegee

a patch of hair (soul patch) under the lower lip of a man. often squeegees the vagina whilst it is being eatin out.

"holy cock, did you see howie mandells beaver squeegee!"

"yeah, it is a good lookin one!"

"damn, i wish i had a beaver squeegee as good as howie's"

by T VOH February 1, 2009

wet beaver

1. When a woman is aroused, she will produce arousal juices near her vagina, then she will have a wet beaver.

2. Some say the ultimate wet beaver can only be attained when said juices make contact with an actual fur jacket.

That women in the beaver fur jacket has a wet beaver, I can smell it.

by forminspector March 23, 2016

Justice Beaver

A Crime Fighting Beaver

Dwight Schrute: "Who's Justice Beaver"
Jim Halpert: "... A crime fighting beaver"

by Usef22 March 17, 2011

Justin Beiber

Gay of the gays. a little canadian buttercup who sounds like he's constipated when he signs. Also, he doesn't want anything to do with Meagan Watson, due to her obsessive nature over his 4 year old ball sack.

"Justin Beiber reminds me of a dying giraffe when he sings"

"Meagan Watson wants Justin Beiber's babies, only Justin Beiber is a baby himself."

by Sunshine647 October 6, 2009