Don’t cry in the beer, but you can put the chicken in the water

The secret of the universe. All will be understood when the phrase is mentioned.

Sitting around discussing all of life’s problems, someone exclaims “don’t cry in the beer, but you can put the chicken in the water”. Suddenly everyone understands everything. A true ah-ha moment.

by Miss Universe 2020 July 29, 2020

beer ticket

A United States hundred-dollar bill. The term was popularized by TV show character Jim from the show Mission Hill.

(Jim reaches into his wallet and pulls out a hundred-dollar bill) "That's a beer ticket man. You give this to a guy at a liquor store and he gives you a lot of beer."

by Narcoleptic P. April 3, 2009

beer leech

Someone who never buys around or beer, or even his own beer

John is such a beer leech, he has never brought a drink in his life, although he is generous with his bird, we all have had her

by mitch00uk April 5, 2015

Colorado Beer Snort

The act of snorting the foam that pops up when you crack your pabst

Guy 1: Hey man you wanna do a colorado beer snort with me?
Guy 2: Yea man that shit gets me wasted!

*sniff*
Guy 1: Ahh yea im totally shit canned now

by bob saget 420 May 29, 2011

beer belly

a huge gut obtained from drinking massive quantities of beer

Look at all the old guys with their beer bellies hanging out of their tye dye shirts and leather jackets. I love them

by beer belly September 7, 2003

Michigan Beer Fund

In Michigan bottles and cans of pop and beer or other carbonated beverages can be returned for 10 cents each at any local grocery store. It is the highest "bottle deposit" in the country. People in Michigan usually collect all their empty cans or bottles and when they are broke return them to the store to buy more beer.

Person 1: "Dude the party is over, we are all out of bud light and cash.."
Person 2: "Nah man, we can just return the cans I have been saving these past two weeks as my Michigan Beer Fund. we can get another 12 pack!"

Person 1: "Wooh Michigan!"

by nate-dawg-dizzle February 18, 2010

Beer coat

the non-existent jacket that keeps you warm while walking home drunk in a t-shirt at 2am

is your 'beer coat' keepin you warm?

by jeska September 7, 2003